JVP in 1994 (PE) – We believe Chandrika Bandaranayake is the best leader for this country, and we support her in this presidential election. She has pledged us to abolish executive presidency before XX July 19XX (I can’t remember the date).
JVP in 1999 (PE) – Chandrika cheated us! We made a mistake by supporting in last presidential election. Therefore we are placing our own candidate in this presidential election. We are confident he will win, and we will abolish the executive presidency after his appointment. (and their candidate gathers less than 3% of total votes)
JVP in 2000(GE) – Unuth ekai, Munuth ekai, Meda paara Api Javipe ta! (Both UNP & SLFP are the same, and we will vote JVP this time)
JVP in 2004 (GE) – Chandrika is not a cheater anymore. She is a good girl again. We trust her. Meda paara api “munuth” ekka ekata enawa! (We are contesting this election together with SLFP)
JVP in 2004 (Electing the PM) – Mahinda Rajapakshe is not qualified to be the prime minister. Give it to Lakshman Kadiragamar or keep it with Ratnasiri
JVP in 2005 (PE) – Mahinda Rajapakshe is the best candidate to be the president of
JVP Today – Mahinda Rajapakshe is the most corrupted dictator we ever had as a leader of this state. He is worse than JR. We did a mistake in supporting him in last presidential election. Let’s elect Sarath Fonskeka to bring good governance and democracy to
JVP in another 6 years?????????????????????????????????????????
There is a similar profession to what JVP’s role in Sri Lankan politics after 1994. That profession is said to be the world’s oldest profession. And it is said that current JVP leader Somawansa Amarasinghe’s sister is an expert in that profession. May be he got this ability from his sister.



